That thin line and glue that was holding me to TB is dis a fucking ppearing. I like a story with my sex thank you very much.


Yeah before I say anything about anything, just know that for the last week or so it’s has been so fucking hot and humid and sticky so irritations happens quickly. For the better part of a week it’s has been so warm that shorts and bra has been my dress code because it is just too warm and my skin is so hot that clothes literally don’t work for me, If I could work a 2 piece the entire week I would. Or just sit in a pool in my birthday suit, cause christ. But I am NOT complaining really.. no sir,  it’s warm I might pass out, I drink so much fluids it dries up immediately.  But I am storing the heat in my skin for the winter because I am going to need it and it will keep me going. So has much as it is hot as hell and the nights are unbelievable warm and sticky with or without apparel I shall not bitch about the SUN. But I will however bitch a bit about last night episode.

I said a bit, before tis post there was 3 beautiful rants drafts, they were awesome but then I reread them and i was like Naww man I can’t boo boo kitty is almost 36 , can’t shit on that tis week. So stating that I gonna be….

Dear Alexander Skarsgård,

Eric Northman is the reason why I am here but Alexander Skarsgård is the reason why I am still here, but trust me when I tell ya, you are far more better than tis show. Far more. Better than tis FUCKING SHOW. Eric is slowing dying to me meaning he is not being the glue that will keep me to watch tis show. For the love of god follow your father and other swedish comrades and conquer the big screen. TB takes far too fucking long and time for the the Bullshit they produce, (why does it take so long, because they make that shit up a week before filming)  they are trying you into a Porn star, I can go on tumblr right now and type porn and I will find links to free porn. If I want to watch random sex, for no god damn reason I will watch free porn. (yes, yes bla bla he says he still loves Sookie okay then but not buying the milk from the dead cow) Doesn’t ask me to get emotional invested doesn’t offer me glitter story lines. Just weak characters and a lot of sex and 99.9.9 % of the time you see cock and Vagina. So if you okay with being a porn star, great because the storyline this whole season is shit. It’s poor, weak. You said you don’t want to be a pretty boy actor, so I guess you want to be a porn star actor because seriously tis is where and what Eric is now. Sex. That’s it.

For example. The Authority Ridiculous from start to end. Everything about it is was and always will be.  Ridiculous. The suggestions and the delivery didn’t happen. Why was Chris Meloni even in tis season. What a waste. What a let down.

Beehl traitor Compton Ridiculous since season 2 at least he has been consistent. Still is actually.

NORA!!! Hahaha Ridiculous beyond words and sooo unnecessarily so too. I have watch many a series, saw many a characters but seriously I have never seen such a badly written character in all my days. Basically all she does is exist and have sex with Eric. (I am sure Nora and Lucy aren’t complaining about that) Cool beans could have just said that from the press conference. Basically Yvetta who was a stripper at Eric club was much more engaging. Because first of all I knew her job was just to have sex with Eric. No promise of any thing more. Just sex which is cool if you tell me that I wouldn’t have high expectations.  Lainey Said last year that TB is just sex. I ranted that it has a story but lawd she was right the show has turned into just sex and fucking for no reason.  Cool. A lot of ladies get off on you getting off. Personally I like a story with my sex, just like I like milk in my coffee but maybe I have too many requirements. (which will cease when I am dead) I have my ideas of how tis will end up and follow up to season 6 and I don’t like nor will I watch it.

I would just like Tara to get her sword and Highlander end everybody. Seriously. I CAN NOT. 

PS you are far, far better than tis. I can not stress it enough, waste of talent. But that’s just me. That’s why it’s a  pain for me to watch Eric. For me The Eric Northman I liked is a mix of season 2 with a splash of season 4 and I take him in a silk cloth wrap it up and place it in a section of my heart. I don’t want the fuck is going on with tis dude right now. I don’t care to know of either. For me TB has end and Eric and Sookie is  Lands of Arda. (Yes that is from the LORDS OF THE RINGS. These stripper fees can go jump off a cliff. ) where Sookie is feeding Eric grapes and she is having his offsprings. (yes, yes I know I know but I don’t care. TB is not the only one that can come up with ridiculous stuff, I like tis better) and they live for 1000 of years where Sookie will tell Eric I am done with tis shit and he will say okay baby I am cool with that.

Be seriously tho Season 5 to follow but  then end up

now I am just  and

I am this close to saying Eric Northman is dead to me, tis fucking close.

Just because I have so much loathe in me for tis season. Send a wish out in the air. 5 4 3 2 1..

Yes, Yes I am being a PARTY POOPER  but just sex doesn’t cut it for me, if I would have gotten off or  hot from Alcide (hold on) Okay NO! And Beehl Okay I must stop. But then again some one is jolly tis morning so I guess that’s what it is all about.

But Go forth and be brilliant on the big screen for the love of GOD go forth and be brilliant.  Shine Motherfucker, SHINE!

Oh I am gonna need a lot of people to die next week. Preferable by Eric.  Just die and I know it will be ridiculous, it’s a trend they can’t pull it off. I don’t care man. Just kill everyone. 

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