He is in the urinal again with dudes this shit makes me sad. I could have been in a urinal with him, totally accidentally of course, no way I am a stalker. Fuck you stop judging me


So yeah, tis is like the second time, not  like I am counting or anything but yeah just have me flash back to Puss premiere in  Sweden and how I could have totally accidental said sorry is tis not the ladies room I don’t read swedish (obiviously I am not stalkerish or perverted enough dammit) that shit  would have work too, cause I am NOT swedish and there was practially no one there so it could have happen. NOW I am depress, think happy thoughts I will get to see it and he will show it to me because you know he needs to show it and etc etc and sensual things needs to happen afterwards. Tis is my reward and I will except no other subsitute. Okay if marriage and kids and all that good stuff is offered I will Not say no of course.

So here is an interview if you can call it that.

<br /><br /><br />
Hold the phone, everyone just lost their shit. It’s Alexander Skarsgard. Let’s see if we can peel him away from the lunch line of twiggy models, shall we?<br /><br /><br />
“So Alex, we’d like to ask you one question, would that be alright?”<br /><br /><br />
“Of course my friend, anything!” he beams.<br /><br /><br />
“How did Alexander Skarsgaard get here?”<br /><br /><br />
“Oh man, I really like this question! It would be so easy for me to say “The elevator””<br /><br /><br />
We agreed<br /><br /><br />
“But look, I see that this is one of those really open ended  questions, and I like that! So many things brought me here, but first it  began with my mother and my father. I owe them everything. Oh, also I  really like The Kills!”<br /><br /><br />
We continued our chat on The Kills briefly till the nicest vampire  we’ve ever met announced he had to pee, so we took the talk to the famed  urinals of The Standard.<br /><br /><br />
“So tell me this my friend from The Observer, how did you get here?” as we both unzip our jeans.<br /><br /><br />
For the next few minutes Skarsgaard did the interviewing, and  concluded (completely mistakenly) that we too would be able to be as  lucky with the ladies as he is. We informed him, that we were flattered  but that the two of us were definitely a few standard deviations apart. .<br /><br /><br />
It crossed our minds as we zipped our flies and washed our hands that  if there was ever a guy you’d want as a life coach, this is that guy.</p><br /><br />
<p>http://www.observer.com/2012/02/fashion-week-soldiers-on-and-we-take-a-leak-with-alex-skarsgard/Hold the phone, everyone just lost their shit. It’s Alexander Skarsgard. Let’s see if we can peel him away from the lunch line of twiggy models, shall we? (see I told ya he probably got alot of numba, the question is who did he take back to HOE.. tel I kid, but stil curious minds want to know right.)

“So Alex, we’d like to ask you one question, would that be alright?”

“Of course my friend, anything!” he beams.

“How did Alexander Skarsgaard get here?”

“Oh man, I really like this question! It would be so easy for me to say “The elevator””

We agreed

“But look, I see that this is one of those really open ended questions, and I like that! So many things brought me here, but first it began with my mother and my father. (The source man and mama My) I owe them everything. (tack you 2..s) Oh, also I really like The Kills!” (haha good save)

We continued our chat on The Kills briefly till the nicest vampire we’ve ever met announced he had to pee, so we took the talk to the famed urinals of The Standard.

“So tell me this my friend from The Observer, how did you get here?” as we both unzip our jeans. ( is tis soft porn?? OMG too funny but tis is how it starts out)

For the next few minutes Skarsgaard did the interviewing, and concluded (completely mistakenly) that we too would be able to be as lucky with the ladies as he is. We informed him, that we were flattered but that the two of us were definitely a few standard deviations apart. .

It crossed our minds as we zipped our flies and washed our hands that if there was ever a guy you’d want as a life coach, this is that guy. (part time job Alex, make it work)

Oh that’s right, The Kills are playing.

Urinal interview

And in Other news, He will be promoting Battleship. Hell fucking yeah to that. I am gonna need Berg to NOT be cock blocking the Askars poster and Alexander to smolder next to that poster OKAY yeah TACK . If it’s not too much can I get so swag in Motion okay that is all. Okay not really but what I really want he wouldn’t give it to me.

Global Branded Play Company Hasbro and Talent From Universal Pictures’ BATTLESHIP to Ring The NASDAQ Stock Market Opening Bell

ADVISORY, Feb 10, 2012 (GlobeNewswire via COMTEX) — What:

Global branded play company Hasbro will visit the NASDAQ MarketSite in Times Square to celebrate the upcoming release of Universal Pictures’ epic action-adventure BATTLESHIP, inspired by Hasbro’s classic naval combat game.

In honor of the occasion, Brian Goldner, Hasbro President & CEO, along with BATTLESHIP’s director, Peter Berg, and one of the film’s stars, Alexander Skarsgård, will ring the opening bell. BATTLESHIP opens in theaters on May 18, 2012.

Where:

NASDAQ MarketSite — 4 Times Square — 43rd & Broadway — Broadcast Studio

When:

Monday, February 13th, 2012 — 9:15 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. ET

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