Fuck you MFER with awesomeness with child and the cuteness, I am Single and I want kids and you are sexy as a MFER . You with the lips, the eyes and the bod and I want you so.
But wait I am not done yet.
Fuck you for seeing this awesome shit and sending messages to my organs to mass produce like rabbits (with Alexander) and repopulate a nation, a village a block, a room I don’t Curr.
Fuck you for being so ready and waiting for this dude to do his deed on you and driving my sanity into insanity and activating the creep/creeper in me.
Dear Mother Nature,
Fuck you too (doesn’t matter inwhat order) with having ovaries and a reproduction systems that chimes when I see cute, hot men (Alexander) with tea cup humans (or dwarfs) or anything cute and cuddly. I say Fuck you all, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, (I really want to with Alexander) fuck you ( I hate this so much) In saying that. I lust him and I very much would like to spend long nights procreating with him until my ovaries choose a seed.
But look at this. THIS . When I look at these this is what happens when I see this AWESOMENESS that is the CUTENESS that just destroy my heart (you just crushed it (my heart) bitch, (okay it’s melted) it now jello, look at me I die, I am fucking mess from this set of pics) EVERY FUCKING TIME. WHY JESUS?! FOR the love of your son on the cross WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY ( am I Not having the sexy time with him)
Then the sadness of my situation. He is my…..