The Father of my Chirrun and Boy does he look great at being a Tiff papa. Alexander Skarsgård Daddy awesome.


 Omg I totally didn’t see tis but come on at the point at when I posted tis, everything was blurry as a motherfuck and my feels was all over the place and my womb was screaming go get/find him and make him your baby daddy for christ sake. I want to but he is working. I am waiting for him to have some free time so I can totally take it up. He totally made me fucking happy and sad all at the same time. I swear I can’t say I love him anymore. I may have to come up with another word because I am pretty sure my love for him is great and we are not physically together what would it be when we are.

 look at at them and look at  him how at ease he is. Granted, he is surround by small children as well since the Skarsgårds are pretty much half the population of Sweden so NO surprise that he knows what and how to be around them. But what even more precious is that Onata is all over him like he was her dad. I tell ya kids watch them if they like you, consider that person because kids especially young ones are the closest to real truth we human being can come up to. If a child has no interest in you, you will know it, because they will walk away or go somewhere else if they aren’t interested in you and your fuckery. Oh I can now see that he does have on her hair bow here too. LAWD must you be you, which is awesome.

Fuck he is so beautiful the hair bow makes it, you would think no but tis is Alexander he only get better everything is added plus. I’ve  yet to see a minus to quit him, granted that I came really close a couple of times but then I came back because well… I know why and other than he is not here and mine and having the sexy time with me. But He can make it up to me repeated later. My niece and tiny tea cups human would def put ribbons and clips and colour bows in his hair omg and I would take loads of pics.

He sure doesn’t have a problem finding a baby mama now, he has his picks their a lot of wombs being thrown at him, he could start his own village now and call it Asgård.  Bless him I love him to bits. Beautiful human being. Come make babies and roots with me.

The bow is incredible sexy I would hit it until it falls out of his hair. Oh yeah. 

Just because he wants me to love him more than anything there is video footage of him being daddy awesome. God SO MUCH LOVE FOR HIM IT SURREAL.

I present to you my baby daddy Alexander Skarsgård, boo boo tell me where you gonna be so I can find you and make tis happen. It needs to happen written in the stars and sky and my loins and all that.

She is in his arms the whole time, he better know that around my tiny humans he will run out of room. I know one in particular that likes being held and if she knows you like doing that, walking with her own two legs is no longer an option. Just FYI on a Monday

Seriously all needs is still seriously deeply impacting me.

Alexander Skarsgårds wants the babies and a long line at Staple center in LA screams pick me.


Yeah so I come to a lot of OMG I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES today. You thought I had died or was hospitalized huh?! I kinda though so too at one point pen, paper and a note to my family did cross my mind. But naaw I am stronger than that.  My desire to have his babies along with his tumblr and fan base  has indeed sky rocketed. No surprise tis Sweet piece of Swedish deliciousness kept bringing the death of wombs and the expectations for future baby daddy on a high.

Does it now mean that I have to join a long ass line and compete with loads of women I am afraid to say the grand totally I don’t like to compete but I am always in the race.

But it is all over in his eyes tho, the I want babies eyes trust me I can tell see it. Considering that the last six years, my life and the life of some of my friends has had extension of many tiny humans I can see the I want babies eyes. I am not surprise he is setting up shop, nesting. I mean he is having what I had a few years back people around me producing offspring. Anna and Stephen with their plus plus soon,. His dad has added another to the bunch and god knows who else around him is having or excepting. As the saying goes when it rains it pours and tiny babies almost always makes you want to have tiny babies even when their parents especially their moms looked like they have been ran over by a tractor, bus and a train.

 yep  Alexander def  have babies with me eyes. My answer: YES come and get all of tis and more already. Boo boo mi amor Alexander.

How awesome is tis pic Jelly beans is like yeah I didn’t have to walk today. Alex is like I want a couple of these and I am behind my computer offering, babies and marriage and family recipes. Wondering if he can hear me shout. Come get it and be mine.

 Look at his face tho, I Adore the shit out him.

 Be mine and make babies with me. His eyes sparkle here so much. He looks Happy. I love to see him Happy. He should be Happy, come be happy with me Min kärlek. 

 he will be the favee I am sure from us both, I can be very strict. I have rules I love kids but I hate naughty unnecessary rude ones.

If you want candy you got to have your fruits, don’t ask for things if you can’t finish. I say things twice and that’s it but most of the times the first time is enough. etc but I am very close to my inner child so I can play and have fun which I do most often than not.

 Look at his face tho. It’s totally saying make babies with me and everything in and outside of me is screaming yes.

 see the entire photos is make babies with me and I keeping replying Yes, boo boo times a million and in swedish yes I will have your chirrun, Barn. I don’t what has  been taking you so long but it doesn’t matter you are on the baby train so come and find me or tell me where you are so we can get tis party started.

 Tis my baby daddy right there all 6, 5″ of him and his big huge hands that will cradle or babies in safety

I love him okay and I love his make babies with me face and I am still saying yes, thanks for fueling my Saturday with visual stimulation as to why I already know I want to have your babies and why I know you will be a great Papa. Now come find me or send bread crumbs for me to find you and lets have the Barn. Chirrun cause my answer is yes to all your question. Oh and Onata approves of tis message/statement.

SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU AND DO THEY MAKE YOU IN BATCHES


REALLY DO THEY? BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING GOING TO VERGE OF AMAZING. I CAN NOT DEAL THAT YOU ARE OUT THERE AND NOT MINE. CAN NOT FUCKING DEAL.

SERIOUSLY COME TO ME

 YOU FUCKING SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. YOU!!

I WOULD SIT ON HIM BOY.

 SUCH INTENSE EYES.  HIS EYES THO. CHRIST! I ADORE HIM SO MUCH HIS SMILE THO. JESUS. I LOVE HIM THAT’S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW. HIS HUGE BIG HANDS. HAND FETISH. CHRIST. LOVE IT AND THEM. HOLD ME CLOSELY FOR LIKE I WOULDN’T SAY WHEN.

 BE MINE LETS PLANT SOME ROOTS AND MAKE SOME BABIES AND WALK BARE FOOT ON SANDY BEACHES AND STARE AT THE SUNSET. I AM JUST MAKING IT WORST I KNOW.

BUT MY HEART LITERALLY HURTS. LIKE KNIFE PAIN HURT. I DON’T KNOW HOW BLOOD IS CIRCULATING BECAUSE MY HEART HAS BEEN SQUEEZED THE FUCK OUT OF IT TODAY,.

SERIOUSLY HOW AM I STILL CONSCIOUS. I AM MUCH STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT

 NO SERIOUSLY LOOK AT HIM. BEING ALL BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFULLY ANIMATED. HE WAS INDEED A MIME. YEP! PRETTY SURE. LOVE HIM SO MUCH NO MATTER. HE KILLING ME AND I AIN’T EVEN MAD.

 YES I TOTALLY SAID I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES PLUS I SAID I WOULD RIDE UNTIL THE SUN STOP SHINING IF YOU GO A COUPLE MONTHS BACK I  MIGHT HAVE WRITTEN IT DOWN IN DETAILS. JUST FYI ON A SATURDAY. NO BIG DEAL.

 AWKWARD SMILE. LOVE IT.

 MOST EXCELLENT AND MOST BEAUTIFUL OF HUMAN BEING.

 I LOVE TIS LOOK, IT VERY MILITARY LOOKING THE SWEATER IN LOVE WITH IT. PANTS ARE A NICE FIT. OVERALL POINT AND MUCH LOVE FOR HIS APPAREL.  HE LOOOKS AMAZING. COME TO ME BOO BOO KITY. BE MINE TONIGHT! HE SERIOUSLY NEED TO WRAP THO BAD BOYS (HANDS) ALL OVER ME.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO FIND A DARK PLACE AND GO LAY IN IT WITH A BOTTLE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT INCLUDE ALCOHOL. WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT REFILL WITH MY HAPPY SAD TEARS.

Tis is not his child and look at him with the love and the care AGAIN TIS IS NOT HIS CHILD AND LOOK I AM DEAD HOW THE FUCK IS TIS BEING TYPED.


SERIOUSLY I AM JUST GOING TO CAP THE WHOLE POST BECAUSE YOU DON’T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THESE ARE DOING TO MEEEEEEEEEEE. TIS IS NOT HIS CHILD AND LOOK AT THEM . LOOK AT HIM!!! (YES, I AM SCREAMING THAT AT MY LAPTOP) LOOOOOK! CAN YOU IMAGINE IF TIS WAS HIS CHILD. THAT’S A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE. A DEEP ROOTED LOVE THAT HE WOULD BE EXPRESSIVE. I CAN NOT FUCKING EVEN. CAN FUCKING NOT.

 TIS IS SO PRECIOUS, SO BEAUTIFUL. SO CHRIST

 

 

There are more, for the love of gawd. I am a mess of a woman. For Fuck sakes Alexander Stop it.(oh god no, don’t) How am I even typing tis consciously.


Seriously how, My feels. emotion and my tears. Make babies and with me.

 Oh my god she has a little girly purse. Let me die. He is staring at me again with those lets have babies eyes. All I got is yes and my body and womb is ready.  where is that pool of sharks when you need them.

 

 jesus christ, he is killing me I have people that need me to go on. I am important and essential to people. My feels

 Oh lawd the want he is attentive to her. There are no words coming out of my mouth anymore. It now an unidentified Alien language that I am sure has make babies with me. I am also noting tis day Saturday the 8, 2012 as Alexander Skarsgård lets make babies day.

LAWD. DON’T CRY ON YOUR KEYBOARD

JESUS CHRIST IS MY LAPTOP WATER PROOF. I AM ABOUT TO FIND OUT

 JESUS CHRIST

HOLD IT THE FUCK TOGETHER MAN

JESUS CHRIST HE IS TRYING TO BREAK ME DOWN TO NUTTIN

OMG WATER WORK ARE ON.

JESUS THEY WANT ME TO END IT ALL

 

 I AM DONE HOW AM I WRITING ALL OF TIS. AM I DEAD? I FEEL LIGHT AND LIGHT HEAD. I AM GONNA NEED ALOT OF SWEET AND MAYBE ALOT ALCOHOL.

 

 I am so goingto shove so much stuff down my mouth and drink so much okay you don’t need to know but I need to fill tis what I am feeling now with some sweet treats.

 

 

 

 

He is totally making the lets make the babies eyes at me and I can fucking deal with it. Tis is day 2 but for me it a day of look at my baby daddy attack.


Alexander Skarsgård is trying to kill me. If someone told me death by hot man and freaking girl little girl I would say nah man. I am not going out that way. But he seems to want to end it all for me tis weekend.

Christ on a cross without a rope.

 he is sitting on a couch people on a couch without me. It’s so inviting. Jelly beans is so happy and cute I am so going to weep for days. My emotions.

 I am trying to hold it together

 jesus christ has he been holding her the entire time.

 the entire time. jesus christ my thread of strength is breaking. My thread of strength. (notice background screen Meet epic and I will add father of my chirrun)

 okay that its that thread is broken I lam going to lost my shit and then I am going to weep in tis empty juice glass that was once filled with juice with my tears.  yes but you phenomenal. For the love of GAWD!!

 OMG he is totally encouraging the child to make bunny ears and she  is totally doing it.

Christ in love with him too much 

 they both are totally awesome and that dude smiling had no idea he was bunnied. Until tis pic surface the net.

 Lawd, jesus the saints, Mary and all things biblical in the bible tis man and tis child and his hands.  Babies with him only. Says womb. Me: co signing with blood tip ink. Oh

Alexander Skarsgård in gif form. Praise his light. Indeed


I swear to god some times I wish he was an absolute shit of a human being and a douchebag. It would my life much better and I would be free of him, cause I hate douchebags more than lust. There is no lust for douchebags. But he isn’t and I just can’t cleanse him and in many ways I feel I shouldn’t, he is just in my life man. Deep in me and not the way I want him right now. But I love him so I am screw I must have been a super bitch in past life cause tis seeing him sometimes is painful. The SADS I have them.

He needs to give me a huge hugs and kisses until I tell him to stop but I wouldn’t tell him to stop, so he will be quite busy for a while.

 WHY MUST YOU BE YOU. WHY MUST YOU BE SO WEIRD AND SWEET AND BEAUTIFUL AND JUST SO MANY MORE THINGS THAT WILL TAKE ME LONGER THAN I CARE TO LIST. WHY!WHY! I CAN’T LOVE HIM ANYMORE, I CAN’T WANT HIM ANYMORE. ABSOLUTE FAIL. THAT AND MORE

I NEVER WANTED TO HIM HIS CHIRUNN MORE THAN I DO NOW. THE CRAZY EYES SEAL IT NOT THAT IT WASN’T SEALED ALREADY.

 LOVE HIM SO MUCH

 HIS SWAG, JIZZ. In slow mo.  Beautiful human being

BOO BOO TIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.WHY MUST YOU DO IT FOR MESO BAD ON SO MANY LEVELS. BECAUSE HE IS DOING IT FOR ME AND I HAVE SO MUCH HAPPY. TIS JUST SEEMS FITTING

It’s all scruff love right now. I want to touch it. Jello!


Yeah it’s becomes an obsession christ, I don’t need something else but there keep being something else. So much WANT!! His face tho come on. Jello! Look at it. All night long during the day at breakfast, lunch maybe dinner on the holiday at work. Just lawd all the time. I am still waiting to be bored of him and NOT wanting him. That is not fading tho, it’s getting Stronger. UGGGGGHHHHH!!

Jesus christ his smile take me now. Just take me I quit.

 side scruff. Christ.

  Your hands tho on your lips tho. Okay that’s it someone throw me over a balcony and call it quits my being.

Christ why must you be so beautiful and sweet and not in the area where I am. Your hands tho with side scruff.  Must you tho, WITHOUT ME.

 YEAH I AM JUST GOING TO STAY HERE ON MY SATURDAY AND STARE AT YOU AND GET THE SADS

Everyone looks Fabulous and Flawless in Black. Maise Cast reunion.


Yeah everyone is stylin and in black. Lets start with the little one did I say I adore her but I think she is great I saw some of her video clips and she is so fucking adorable and cute and she has grown but she is still skinny but she looks so great. She is still 80% more of a child than a actress it should really be like that, act occasionally but still be silly and a child. I can’t take those professional kids that works more than I do and basically is the bread maker of the family it should be like that she should be awkward and clueless while cute and stylin and did she ever.

 Christ is she styling or is she styling she is styling okay. I am loving very much her frock. I love that she is popping it with grey tights and her little princess heels. I love the gold accent I love her her loose like that little black rose. Basically I am saying she should style me. I totally feeling it all. She is owning it ALL.

 Jesus christ she is adorable. So precious. 

 Of course I was feeling his EVERYTHING.

 Justbecause I can’t post them enough okay. NOT EVEN ENOUGH

 How fucking Flawless were these two.

 ridiculously good looking sexy people.

F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S Christ his face tho, I love it so much. I can’t get enough, why can’t I get enough or bored of him. I hate my no Alexander next to me life. At least Moore is having better luck. Can we talk about Moore being a Fabulous Flawless being. She was wearing the fuck out of that dress and those heels want and her hair was flawless and hello to your peek a boo boobs Jules. Nice tease, I loved it all she looked  FUCKING FIERCE. FIERCE  even I try to take a look at them girls. They look nice. Way to tease the crowd Moore it was sexy and I was feeling/looking at them hey she put them in my face I am going to stare.

 because there is just NOT enough pics of them. Maybe that was for the best cause I am barely holding on tho.

 aww the 3 of them in the same place and one frame and looking flawless in Black.

 

 

 

He needs to come plant some roots with me. Lets go ahead and practice Alexander


yeah, Ask and ye shall receive. I have been asking for Alex in my bed since 2010 and again in 2011 and now in 2012 but I still haven’t seen/ experience it yet. COME ON!! The Universe is testing me, or will my reward be much more great the longer the wait the better the grant prize. I am going to go with that.

Okay so lets get into it shall we, the reminds of my soul can get o with it because I swear sometimes he is trying to kill me, I never knew I could love him anymore but I do, it just keeps multiplying lawd. So MUCH LOVE FOR HIM.

 staring at tis pic I swear I could hear it as loud as someone standing next to me screaming.

That’s it I am NOT having ANYONE ESLE  babies. I AM JUST HAVING HIS BABIES. That was probably my reproduction system screaming the obvious. Me: FUCK!! but I co sign that statement. If I do have someone else offspring in the future, it will be a miracle because lawd I AM NOT SEEING IT HAPPENING except with him.

It Doesn’t help that he has got let me make babies with you eyes. Do you see them? That’s not what you see, that’s what I see and can not be unseen nor will it. I dub them lets make babies eyes and my reply is Yes Dr. Skargård I’ve been offering that since Puss premiere 2010. PS we would have beautiful chirrun.

 I know there are others in tis pics my eyes only see blurry images tho cause I only see them. 

 I know there is someone else in tis pic but I blocked her out. You see how Jelly beans is all lifted up and wrapped around him. Pretty much me even tho her tiny little legs don’t wrap around him mine will and tis will happen, I don’t know how often when or where but tis would highly probably be apart of our every day life. So heads up Alexander that’s me plus the nibbling of the neck and ears and rubbing up against the scruff. Oh I am all over his back too. Tis was a PSA from me to everyone especially him. I hope he is taking is vitamins. it’s kinda true now, these pics are sending a lot of stuff into overdrive. I have to go and find some viking baby names for in the future= because christ he looks so good around and with kids. He should have kids and he should have them with me. (you must have saw that coming, don’t be so slow) He needs to go home to Sweden after filming Hidden and go hang out for lunch with Gudrun on the weekend and eat lots of food so I can run into him/them accidentally of course and ask to join their table, and ask Gudrun and his cousin how they’re doing I  kinda sorta know Gudrun now she waves and smiles at me so it totally wouldn’t be weird at all and begin the start of a lot of beautiful things.

LAWD I  will be trying tis too,  just so you know maybe not so often since I am not that short or tiny but still at less once or maybe twice or on occasions I can’t promise anything yet.

I love tis pic for many reasons, he looks great from tis angle, she looks great he looks great and I want to have his chirrun and  I LOVE HIM. SO MUCH. Sometimes words fail, it does, FAIL. I don’t feel it’s delivering my feelings properly right now.

OH  MY GAWD tis me through the entire viewing of all these pics/gif. Alexander Skarsgård then that gesture.

Oh bless tis girl. Bless her times a 1000 for waking up before Jesus and the Mexican and going to the premiere. For  finding a spot so close and Bless the photographer who was at the right place at the right time and bless her reacts because tis is totally where I am right now. BLESS TIS PIC.

 

PS I don’t think she will be alright are the same after tis but it’s just me guessing.